Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
