Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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