don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
