So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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