This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
