just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
high people should be assigned attendants
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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