she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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