She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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