Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Alive.
So much puke
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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