In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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