I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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