This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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