so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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