awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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