Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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