I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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