You're completely useless in the revolution.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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