you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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