David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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