New low: just hacked my moms facebook
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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