Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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