He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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