Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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