North Korea, Best Korea!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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