Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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