didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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