Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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