Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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