i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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