Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
PANTIES FOUND
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