You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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