So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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