my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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