don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I party with great urgency now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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