:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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