The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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