Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
