He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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