thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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