that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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