I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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