Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
