the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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