You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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