My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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