one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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