Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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