Dual....:-)
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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