You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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