I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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