i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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